Lies!

To be fair, there are no Hillary posters in the neighborhood to deface, but still. Ron Paul?

















And someone (or maybe--probably definitely--the same person) knows something about him that I don't. (You have to click the picture to see the truth written on his forehead.)














Just for future reference, a nice wide Sharpie makes for a whole lot better defacing. This looks like it was done with a Bic. I've done my share of poster defacing in the past and I always had a Sharpie in my pocket.

Also, I was just glad to see you. I'm the whole package.

That said, Ron Paul is a doctor and I might vote for him if he would take out my gall bladder. And if he didn't make me pay him in gold.